…I would buy this jersey just so I can wear it to add a splash of color on those gray days.

…I would buy this jersey just so I can wear it to add a splash of color on those gray days.

…We would install a fuzzy toilet seat cover in the staff bathroom just for kicks.  Will swap out a new one daily to keep things (somewhat) sanitary.

…We would install a fuzzy toilet seat cover in the staff bathroom just for kicks.  Will swap out a new one daily to keep things (somewhat) sanitary.

Colt 45 sunglasses: best worn with the skull leggings below. 
Who says money can’t buy taste?……

Colt 45 sunglasses: best worn with the skull leggings below. 

Who says money can’t buy taste?……

…I would take a sabbatical and go to the Pacific Northwest to photograph a certain bipedal hominid-like creature.

…I would take a sabbatical and go to the Pacific Northwest to photograph a certain bipedal hominid-like creature.

When you want to give off the “I’m a bad ass” vibe without getting a tattoo, these leggings are your solution.  Find some here.  Removing them are easier than lasering off those tats.  Your mama will be glad.

When you want to give off the “I’m a bad ass” vibe without getting a tattoo, these leggings are your solution.  Find some here.  Removing them are easier than lasering off those tats.  Your mama will be glad.

When a plain ‘ol knife won’t do.  What’s next, a strawberry slicer?  Oh wait, that’s already been done.  If you have money to burn, you can find the slicers here and here

When a plain ‘ol knife won’t do.  What’s next, a strawberry slicer?  Oh wait, that’s already been done.  If you have money to burn, you can find the slicers here and here

I would buy this sweater for my Budweiser-loving father-in-law.  For only $79.  What a deal.  Find the real thing here

I would buy this sweater for my Budweiser-loving father-in-law.  For only $79.  What a deal.  Find the real thing here